(I don't mean to offend anyone by this in any way :) )

A nun is teaching her Sunday school class and a little girl is sitting in the front of the class. Every time the teacher asks a question she raises her hand. And every time she raises her hand the little boy behind her pokes her in the back with his pencil. Now this goes on for sometime until the nun finally asks "What did Eve say to Adam?" the little girl raises her hand and the boy pokes her with the pencil. She says "If you poke me with that thing one more time I'll break it off!"