Barney: step one. Put on the suit. Step two. Meet me at McClarence in an hour.
Ted: How will I know who to look for if we've "never met"?
Barney:...... I look like Barney.
Lmao, I love how I met your mother so much :)
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He's legen... Wait for it and I hope you aren't lactose-intolerant because the second half of this word is DARY!
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