- Here is a better limerick than the rubbish last one! :) -
An intrepid explorer named Petty,
Intended to capture a yeti,
but the yeti yelled "FREEZE!!"
'I've a gun - on your knees,
while my Dad gets the ring and confetti!"
- Here is a better limerick than the rubbish last one! :) -
An intrepid explorer named Petty,
Intended to capture a yeti,
but the yeti yelled "FREEZE!!"
'I've a gun - on your knees,
while my Dad gets the ring and confetti!"
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Hi, was gone for a really long while - sorry - but I'm back now.
I suddenly woke with a fright I started out with a fright I bet my teddy Wet my beddy And that's all I remember last night :).
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The first thing to write, Is often hard to ignite, Nice and slow, A little info. Hello my name is David Bright..
There once was a girl named paige. Who dreamed of being onstage. But when she looked at the script. Her part had been stripped. And her lines now filled less than a page..
A flea and a fly in a flue (chimney). Were caught so what could they do. Let us flea said the Fly. Said the Flea let us fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue (chimney)..
I've heard of a man from Peru Whose limericks end on line two.
There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor..
This is a limerick I write for my friend :) There once was a great girl called Audrey She was definitely not very taurdrey And once with a pop She became an old mop.
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