Nuts

@BellaMaple

Happiness

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” - Oscar Wilde.

@BellaMaple

Fruit Salad

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll.

@BellaMaple

Free Shoes

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey.

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Irony

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” - Jack Nicholson.

@LIAM7

I dont like the saying " what doesnt kill you makes you stronger" I think it should be " what doesnt kill you makes you wiser" because if you It doesnt kill you will not do it again!.

@o_muchachita

Dealing with backstabbers, there's one thing that i've learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned. ;).

@admcdowell

Sister Jude

"A sexual deviant, a Mexican and a pinhead won't get far in this storm. I hope they drown".

@nappzz

The Human Brain

The human brain is a wonderful object. It works 7 days a week, 365 days a year. If functions from the time you are born..........and only stops when you take exams!!.