Fruit Salad

@BellaMaple

Irony

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” - Jack Nicholson.

@LIAM7

I dont like the saying " what doesnt kill you makes you stronger" I think it should be " what doesnt kill you makes you wiser" because if you It doesnt kill you will not do it again!.

@o_muchachita

Dealing with backstabbers, there's one thing that i've learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned. ;).

@admcdowell

Sister Jude

"A sexual deviant, a Mexican and a pinhead won't get far in this storm. I hope they drown".

@BellaMaple

Pinch Of Salt

“I always take life with a pinch of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.”.

@JessicaBryant

Do & Be

"To do is to be" -Nietzsche "To be is to do" -Kant "Do be do be do" -Sinatra.

@JessicaBryant

Early Bird

The early bird might get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese..

@BellaMaple

Free Shoes

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handey.