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Cool Wristwatch!

So, The dog was winding the wristwatch,
And I noticed it was mine
"What do you want with my favorite watch?
You can't even tell the time!!"

He looked at me slowly
The filthiest look
"You really can be very cruel...

I'm trying for a date.. With The squirrel next door,

And I thought it might make me look cool!"

Bunts

@Bunts

If you judge a book by it's cover... You might miss out on an amazing story... xx

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Kate, don't take this the wrong way hunny, but you're a nutter! Love this ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜โค

@leelee101 ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ There's always one...!! ๐Ÿ˜œ Funny though, there are quite a few here on Opuss - the more the merrier, I say!!!

@MrsS you know it hunny! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‚

@leelee101 @MrsS it's bloody always me xxx :D

@Bunts ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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