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DOG: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL
Where did u get the cape?
DOG: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom. I feel so alive
WHERE DID U GET THE CAPE?
DOG: I pulled the curtain rail down. JESUS. Why can't you just be happy for me?
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Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: your the best.
DOG: WHERE ARE YOU. On my way to the supermarket DOG: OMG WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK. FFS, I just left. I said 'see you soon' remember. DOG: NO. WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK.
So, The dog was winding the wristwatch, And I noticed it was mine "What do you want with my favorite watch.
Here I am at the vets. This should be a crack. 4 of my giant rabbits. Oh my bloody back. Yes you may well laugh. But what you cannot see. Worldwide bunny domination. Should they ever get free.
R oyalty, in their own minds, A lways disapprove of everything; B etter let them have their own way, B efore you get a nip, or worse.
A true story... Cannot quite take in the sight That greeted me today The cat was banshee howling Out you go I say.
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