DOG: your the best. I love you x
Aw, xx (btw it's you're not your)
DOG: OH IM SORRY, DID THE TEXTING DOG MAKE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE
Don't get hysterical
DOG: OMG MY DACING ELEPHANT HASN'T MASTERED THE TANGO YET
Point taken
DOG: how's this. YOU'RE getting head butted in testicles next time you lie down
Your feedback helps Danish understand what's working
Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: WHERE ARE YOU. On my way to the supermarket DOG: OMG WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK. FFS, I just left. I said 'see you soon' remember. DOG: NO. WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK.
You have received a new SMS message. DOG: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Where did u get the cape. DOG: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom.
Here I am at the vets. This should be a crack. 4 of my giant rabbits. Oh my bloody back. Yes you may well laugh. But what you cannot see. Worldwide bunny domination. Should they ever get free.
A true story... Cannot quite take in the sight That greeted me today The cat was banshee howling Out you go I say.
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