DOG: WHERE ARE YOU?
On my way to the supermarket
DOG: OMG WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?
FFS, I just left. I said 'see you soon' remember?
DOG: NO. WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?
Soon
DOG: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GONE?
5 minutes
DOG: I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
DOG: BTW, WHO IS THE CUDDLY MONKY FOR?
My niece
DOG: SHE CAN'T HAVE IT
It's for her birthday
DOG: WELL I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT
DOG: NOW WE'RE IN LOVE
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Just a guy and his dog.
You have received a new SMS message. DOG: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Where did u get the cape. DOG: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom.
DOG: your the best.
Here I am at the vets. This should be a crack. 4 of my giant rabbits. Oh my bloody back. Yes you may well laugh. But what you cannot see. Worldwide bunny domination. Should they ever get free.
A true story... Cannot quite take in the sight That greeted me today The cat was banshee howling Out you go I say.
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