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Who Says Romance Is Dead?

Burrfoot
Burrfoot β€’ 689 followers

Mr Burr is having a wash,
It's that time of the year.
Splashing the Old Spice,
Over the bits that are sair.

Spent the day cleaning,
Sauv Blanc is chilled
Kids early to bed,
Mrs Burr will be thrilled

Spoiled her as usual,
Fresh sheets on the bed.
12 ribbed in the drawer,
I hope she gives head.

#domestic-life #general #marriage-humor #middle-aged-romance
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Comments & Feedback (9)

glen
glen
Jan 17, 2013 at 6:28 PM

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’ƒπŸƒπŸ˜œβš‘βš‘βš‘βš‘

sammielee46
sammielee46
Jan 17, 2013 at 6:32 PM

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

sarahgamal
sarahgamal
Jan 17, 2013 at 6:33 PM

Hahahahahahahahaha such a romantic trap. I mean planπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Burrfoot
Burrfoot
Jan 17, 2013 at 7:00 PM

@glen @sammielee46 @sarahgamal thanks peeps.. I might be offline for at least 10 minutes πŸ˜‚

sjw
sjw
Jan 17, 2013 at 7:09 PM

Are you on a promise Mr Burr? 12 ribbed in the drawer you'll need more than 10mins for that lot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

Burrfoot
Burrfoot
Jan 17, 2013 at 7:10 PM

@sjw πŸ˜‚ I wish I needed that long πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

misslittleDHP
misslittleDHP
Jan 17, 2013 at 8:55 PM

Woop woop...Mr Burr is getting some tonight...have fun 😘😘😘

leelee101
leelee101
Jan 17, 2013 at 9:31 PM

You old smoothie you... πŸš€πŸŽ‰πŸ†πŸŒŸπŸ”₯πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Hauxstar2013
Hauxstar2013
Jan 18, 2013 at 1:42 AM

@Burrfoot - too funny!!

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