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Nuns At The Pearly Gates

Cam
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Three Nuns die in a car crash and go to see St Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter says, "Before you may enter heaven, you must confess any sins."

Sister Mary steps forward and says, "Forgive me, but I once saw a man's penis."

"Very well. You must now wash your eyes in this bowl of holy water, and you can then enter," explained St Peter.

All of a sudden Sister Ann pushes past Sister Jane, to get to the front. "What's going on here?" bellows St Peter.

Sister Ann replies, "I want to wash me gob out before she sticks her arse in it!"

#adult #afterlife #comedy #nuns #religious-humor #wordplay
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smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Apr 18, 2012 at 8:36 AM

Hahaha love it!

Cam
Cam
Apr 18, 2012 at 8:47 AM

@smellyfingers cheers stinka! Haha! Wow u nearly gave me soddin heart failure with that new pic of urs!!! I have certain weird phobias like fire extinguishers, clowns n those freaky porcelain doll thingys that look at you wherever u go... Ur pic proper shat me up!!! Cheers for that! Haha! I'm gettin used to it now! Please don't change to a clown tho, that'd finish me off!!! Haha! Xxx

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Apr 18, 2012 at 8:52 AM

@Cam Lmfao don't watch a film called "chucky" then, lol google "anonymous group" to see what my pic is about, Wikipedia explains it quite well

Cam
Cam
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:00 AM

I completely blame that horrid chucky doll thing for it actually! People used to tell me every Halloween to be chucky's bride! Humph. Bare in mind I'm blonde and a retard when it comes to modern technology, how do I google ur pic? Can study law, fix cars, gimmie a computer n I'm fkd! Haha! It kinda reminds me of insidious, ate 3 fkin cushions while watching that!!!! X

Cam
Cam
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:01 AM

Oops "anonymous group" gotcha! Haha! 😝

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:04 AM

@Cam Pmsl I'm a retard too ;-) just google anonymous group and you will understand it or watch the film "v for vendetta":-)

Oliw
Oliw
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:09 AM

Heard something like this once before a long time ago...seems funnier this time round haha

Cam
Cam
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:20 AM

@smellyfingers well stinka, I beg to differ! People like you who can look at life and see sooo much more than what's visible can hardly call themselves retards! I'd call them amazing, but then that's coming from a proper dizzy blonde bint! Haha! I get the pic now, but what an image to pick for an anonymous group... Wonder how many old dears conked at the sight of those 4 going out in public in those masks! I'd av either hit the deck or hit them for scaring the living shite outa me!!! Haha!

Cam
Cam
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:29 AM

@Oliw 😄

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:34 AM

@Cam lol thanks, we all see things, it's how we interpret and express ourselves honey, I'm just trying to keep it real and honest. I'm a maths retard lol x

Cam
Cam
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:43 AM

@smellyfingers that's why they invented calculators! Haha! I've seen enough shite in my life to last a lifetime, tho I think most other people have too, so know I live in my little bubble with my Rose tinted glasses on n everything is rosy! Until they cart me off to the funny farm anyway! Haha! Ur not invited, u stick to doin what u do, it's ace. Haha! X

Cam
Cam
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:44 AM

Now, not know! Duh!

smellyfingers
smellyfingers
Apr 18, 2012 at 5:04 PM

@Cam Awww bless ya!! Thanks xx

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