@2001lillyan

Cooking

Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on... -unknown.

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@SkyOfLove

Hot Guys

All hot guys can only be gays or not human..

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@kaylak

From A Friend About Me

Kayla is a lady whos fun, and Leo is her cute little son. Her looks can do damage to hearts like that of a gun, while to her friends she is the party one!.

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@AWriterGirl

HIMYM Quote

Barney: step one. Put on the suit. Step two. Meet me at McClarence in an hour. Ted: How will I know who to look for if we've "never met". Barney:...... I look like Barney.

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@vieromero

Girl Problems 2

Goes shopping without money and has to longingly stare at the windows... ;(.

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@sleepydragon

A Funny Tale

I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life They taste a little bit funny But it sticks them on the knife ( the wisdom of Winnie The Pooh ).

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@tastetherainbow

Fly

If you want to learn how to fly, Simply throw yourself on the ground and miss.........

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@admcdowell

Big Bang Quotes

Sheldon: "Can I make you a cup of tea?" Beverly: "I doubt it. But if anyone has a chance, it's probably you".

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