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@AWriterGirl

HIMYM Quote

Barney: step one. Put on the suit. Step two. Meet me at McClarence in an hour. Ted: How will I know who to look for if we've "never met". Barney:...... I look like Barney.

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@vieromero

Girl Problems 2

Goes shopping without money and has to longingly stare at the windows... ;(.

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@sleepydragon

A Funny Tale

I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life They taste a little bit funny But it sticks them on the knife ( the wisdom of Winnie The Pooh ).

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@tastetherainbow

Fly

If you want to learn how to fly, Simply throw yourself on the ground and miss.........

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@sleepydragon

The Day He Moved Out...

The day he moved out was terrible That evening she went through hell His absence wasn't the problem But the corkscrew had gone as well Anon Not sure who wrote this, but it always makes me smile.

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@WhosHollister

Fishing.

Never knew there was a pond over here because someone's fishing for complements !!.

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@PurdyGurl

The New Emergency Services Number

0118 999 881 999 119 7253 ~The IT Crowd~ (And yes I have learnt the song off by heart. ).

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@kaylak

From A Friend About Me

Kayla is a lady whos fun, and Leo is her cute little son. Her looks can do damage to hearts like that of a gun, while to her friends she is the party one!.

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