Terminator 2

@blahblah

Well I Never

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball. Gaged.

@albisher

Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns to vibrator: I don't know why you're fuckin shaking, she's going to eat me!.

@nikujagagirl

The Simpsons

Marge: Bart. How did you get that cellphone?!?!?!?. Bart: Same way you got me, by accident... on a golf course..

@Andy_Hayhurst

Jimmy Saville

When I was 11, I was Jimmy Saville's wingman..

@ashleighlaurenm

Clock

If her age is on the clock shes too young for your cock Not meant to be offensive.

@aliciagiggles

Pizza guy.

What do a Pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common. They both get to smell the good but they never get to eat..

@albisher

He came to me one night, explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill. When he was satisfied, he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO.

@Edhum3

- Read It And Weep -

I GOT A DIG BICK You that read wrong You read that wrong too!.