1.Better save that.we'll need it for the autopsy.2.What's THIS doing here?. Hand me that ..uh ..that,uh...thingie. 3.OOPS! Has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?4.Hell, there goes the power again.5.Come back with that right now! Bad bad dog! 6.I hate it when I can't find what I'm looking for!7.Thats so cool! now,can you make his leg twitch.8.This patient already has kids though.9.Damn! Page 47 of the procedure seems to be missing!10.Where's my wedding ring?
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