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the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

~~by some dude

EyeOfTheLion

@EyeOfTheLion

I'm a Eleven year old girl From South Africa now In Great Britain I like to read about people's opinions and emotions about other things in the world, I love good jokes and quotes now and then :) Kik me on EyeOfTheLion don't actually come and kick me but that's really if you need to

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Absolutely brilliant!!!

Lol

This was from Eatonlynch aswell! He's gone now though

Heard that before...still offence to me..,I'm blonde! And I didn't mean to like this!

@speed577 yes, I think he has. He was a great write though.

Yeah@LeahLovesEC

@LeahLovesEC Sorry :( didn't men it like this mom is blonde but she is not stupid it's just a Joke. BTW I love your pic Edward!! Breaking dawn part two coming out on my birthday again!!

@speed577 I remember him he inspired me. Not this opuss but the other ones

He was a good opussion

@EyeOfTheLion I KNOW! I'm so jealous of Bella! She wasn't even that pretty

I agree Bella is awful at acting in twilight and I think they should replace her for someone prettier or less mumbley

@jactheninja we weren't talking about that. We were saying that bella wasn't pretty thats all . But that's ur opinion of her that's fine.

@LeahLovesEC don't be offended cuz it's just a theory that blondes are dumb not necesarily

@jactheninja okay!