Don't Give Up

@nappzz

Don't hold your farts in, they travel up your spine to your brain. Thats where all the shitty ideas come from..

@lauli

Souls And Brains

All people don't need souls... but some people should get brains..

@ksthedude

That Lightbulb Moment

"Don't talk to me, I've got an idea, and I don't want to forget it. What was it again?".

@nappzz

Positive Thought Of The Day

When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you, Everybody ignores you, You just have to ask yourself one question; "Am I too sexy?".

@vieromero

Girl Problems 3

Wearing high heels to a party because they make you look sexy but having to take them off because they're impossible to dance in..

@caralyons

THE BIG BANG THEORY QUOTE<3

"Howard your shoes are delightful.." "What?" "BAZINGA, i don't care!" ~Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory.

@nappzz

Key To Success

If at first you don't succeed, delete all evidence you even tried it..

@InkyPiano

Shakespeare #1

For some reason I've always found this funny. 'Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face?' -Lady Olivia, Act One Scene Five of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night..