Wifi Junkies.

I know I'm not the only one who has this little glitch.

I've even got the nickname of 'that sneaky wifi witch'.

Everywhere I go, I look, it's like I have a tic.

It only takes a second, and I have it at a click.

Wifi at my fingertips and wifi at my toes.

Wifi when I speak or laugh, and wifi at my nose.

Wifi in the morning and then wifi at bed time.

And wifi even when at work, I know, it's such a crime.

Every time I see a friend or visit at their house.

There's always something I must do, so stealthy as a mouse...

'Um, do you have your wifi code?' With a beaming smile.

It's necessary for my health, yes, I'm a wifi-aphile.