@Stenataar

Spam

I'm pink, Therefore I'm Spam!.

@DazyQueen

Boys, a nuclear reactor is just like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. Homer Simpson.

@Nobody

Save Money

I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by not getting any..

@ggxbabe

Friendship

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but you get the warm feeling that it brings..

@Nobody

Sidewalk

Dear sidewalk, Please get wider... Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded..

@priyashashri

Teacher: you had all weekend to do your homework!. Me: umm sorry bitch, but I have a life..

@hallofrumors

Playing Hard To Get

I heard that girls like it when I play hard to get, so I've locked myself in my apartment & turned off my phone. Now, I wait..

@taffy01

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing..