Me: Mom, Im going out.
Mom: With friends?
Me: No, with people I hate...
Mom: Why thats dumb
Me: Mom I was just kidding -__-
Mom: Wait so your not going?
Me: I am
Mom: WITH WHO
Me: My friends
Mom: I ASKED THAT THE FIRST TIME!!! ARE YOU SMOKING DOPE HUH ARE YOU?!?!?
Me: No.....
Mom: DONT LIE!!! PEE IN THIS CUP RIGHT NOW
Me: Mom I'm not peeing in a cup -__-
Mom: DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERENT GOING TO DO WHAT I TOLD YOU WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO!!
Me: What?
Mom: THATS IT YOUR NOT GOING
She walks away
Me: What the f**k just happened..?
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