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My Dad Never Cares

Me: I got good news and bad news

Dad: Ok whats the good news?

Me: I saved the school from a fire!

Dad: OMG THATS AMAZING! Whats the bad news?

Me: I have a C in math

Dad: YOUR GROUNDED

Me: But I saved the scho-

Dad: IDC!!! YOU SHOULD'VE DONE YOUR HOMEWORK IF YOU WANTED TO BE TREATED LIKE A HERO!!!

Me: But I'm going to be on the news..

Dad: LISTEN HERE JACK!!! IDC IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY, YOUR GROUNDED

Me: Its just a c

Dad: JUST A C!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT STARTS WITH A C! HUH? DO YOU?

Me: Ummmm Cat?

Dad: NO!!!! C STAND FOR CANT AS IN CANT GO TO COLLEGE!!!

Me: There giving me an award and-

Dad: YOU SHOULD GET AN AWARD FOR BEING STUPID!

Me: -____________-

LIAM7

@LIAM7

Hi my name is Liam O'conor and I'm from Kildare, Ireland.Im 12 and have 1 dog 2 cats.Expect some dark poems sometimes story's and mostly quotes and jokes :) please follow

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Oh man, that's so funny. I don't like your dad 😄

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