It takes confidence to smile.
But only a joke to laugh.
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Hi I'm Kathy and I case you all were wondering yes I am mentally crazy, you all can blame it all on my crazy brain here. 'Its not my fault you can't keep blaming everything on me'. You wanna bet? 'Fine then, I bet you can't blame everything on me'. What do you think I'm doing RIGHT now brain? 'I don't know'. Blaming everything on you duh! 'Whatever I'm leaving you can write things on Opuss without me'. Yay! She's gone now!!!!! So I can write whatever I feel like without her bugging me about it!
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