@marymint

Money Can't Buy Happiness

Whoever said money can't buy you happiness did'nt know where to shop Gittel Hudnick.

@marymint

Afraid To Die

It' not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens Woody Allen, Without Feathers, 1976.

@marymint

Born Again

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach 18 Mark Twain.

@marymint

Born With A Brain

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops working until you stand up to speak in public Sir George Jessel.

@evilfingerz

Useless Quote # 1

Look on the bright side, At least the Sun isn't afraid of you.

@jamieson99

Dean Martin Quotes

I'd hate to be teetotal. Imagine getting up in the morning knowing that's the best your going to feel all day. If you drink, don't drive. In fact, don't even play golf.

@grassay

Sandwiches

Quote by emoi; BECAUSE I ATE A SANDWICH. PS, please do not say this phrase of mine, and if ya do, put a different food in. Like... MACARONI. Unless you don't like the food.

@Kathyc

It takes confidence to smile. But only a joke to laugh..