@ewieanggoro

so, jesus was like a clown who went everywhere and said ,i'd help you.

@ewieanggoro

don't let the bastard get you down. more important, don't be the bastard who gets others down.

@biasasse

Quote 1 - Lemony Snicket

"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches." - Lemony Snicket, Horseadish, page 16.

@hopefulwriter

Fishing

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, Teach a man to fish and he will forever be full, Neglect to mention the bait and he will starve holding a stick..

@biasasse

Quote 6- Lemony Snicket

"A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between countries, ao the officials can learn who are you, when were you born,...

@biasasse

Quote 9- Lemony Snicket

"I heard once of a man who wanted desperately to be remembered after his death, so he spent his youth writing and rewriting his last words, and his old age repeating them every five minutes so that...

@biasasse

Quote 10- Lemony Snicket

"If you are allergic to something, it is best to not put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish page 162.

@nmaelietta

Epic Quotes

"Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation." Jimmy Carr.