Waffle

@Kathyc

That terrible moment when you realize someone stole your candy......

@libbyx1D

Knock Knock!

I no it's cheesesy but.......

@eemiee

You Cat, Eat Me

You eating me and my salmon friends, no one else cares but you. You may eat me but you don't hate me. So therefore I'm your friend.

@Kathyc

Lemons.....

When life gives you lemons, you beat the crap out of life and say "What the hell is wrong with you!. I asked for limes!".

@Kathyc

Oranges.....

When life gives you oranges you, bitch slap life and say "These are frickin clementines. What, did you think all oranges were this small?".

@beth4856

Writing A Book

Why did the jelly bean go to school. Because he wanted to be a smartie.

@akisri

Beer

I've heard alcohol makes some people sleep like a baby but it sure makes some burp like one. !!!.

@Marshmallow

Waffle Part 2

"(>^_^)># I made you a waffle #﹤(^_^﹤) But then I was like... (>^#^﹤) "I'm mad....." (>^_^)>. =#. ﹤(*.*﹤) So I threw it at you (>^_^﹤). ﹤(#.*)> It hit your face..