How Can I Help You Today? (Entry I)

My name is Janine,
I'm in the 'call' business
It may seem obscene,
But it's my only weakness....

Janine: Hello Big Boy, How Can I Help you today?

Caller 1: My name's Pete and I like to display.
Been given an order by the Courts, no more can I take off in public, my shorts.

Janine: Ok 'Pete', so that's cool, I am happy to drool,
I'll help you get over this (mumbles 'you fool!')

Caller 1: Well darlin', it's here, hanging out for you now,
give us some feedback - should I take a bow?

Janine: Well, Pete, I'll sure give you this -
That meat and two veg look like you couldn't miss!

Caller 1: Wow, thanks! Yes, I know, said it myself all along -
Knew there was good reason to waggle my schlong!

Janine: Now Pete, take heed - you must keep that inside!
The Courts will lock you up otherwise!

Caller 1: Ok, yes I know, I'll be thrown in the slammer,
In my trousers I'll now keep my cheeky spammer!

^ Click ^

Janine: Hi Caller, and what is your name?

Caller 2: It's Pete, but I'm not the same...
I've got a small problem, it's worrying me....
My willy's so big, it reaches my knees!

Janine: Ok 'Pete', such a Big Boy aren't you!?
So, How Can I Help You Today? What can I do?

Caller 2: Well, all I need really, is a little acknowledgement -
just some whooping and clapping, if I could be so bold, so upfront?

Janine: (wolf whistles) Cor Blimey 'Pete', I ne'er did see
such a huge piece of amazing machinery!

Caller 2: Gee, thanks, that's great, nice that you appreciate what I keep in my pants,
I'll be off now then, no romance....

^ Click ^

Janine: Hello Caller, And How Can I Help You Today?
What kind of games do YOU like to play?!

Caller 3: Hi, my name's Pete, and I'm new to this....
D'you think you could just, er.........blow me a.... Kiss?

Janine: Hi 'Pete'! Ok babe, your a regular now,
if you're paying for these calls all night,
I'll do anything, anyhow.....!!

Caller 3: Wow! But no, I'm not THAT Pete, I'm, er, new.
I'm different, never been here - on the phone to you...

Janine: Oh, oh of course! Nudge and wink an' all that, eh?!
Well, if that's your game, I'm happy to play....!

Caller 3: So... How about it? That kiss you promised me?
I'd be really grateful, I'll smile with glee (blushes)

Janine: Mwah Mwah Mwah! There you go, how was that?
Would you like some more slowly, or something like that??

Caller 3: No, thanks - that was great! But I really must go,
got my shorts off in public and my willy's touching my toes!!!!!!

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©Caroline Stanley