Biscuits

@bagpuss

The Answer

The answer to all my problems is a bug cuddle from my daughter. I love you so much..

@eliseeeegurl

Pessimists

Borrow money from pessimists– they don't expect it back..

@snapmix

Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall of the swing. She had no arms..

@emogurlforfun

Emotions

Bottling up. My emotions. So no one can see. The sorrow and the anger. All inside of me. The agony the anguish. The death and rebirth. Somthing tells me. Let it all out. But I can't.

@saskiaskippings1

You said you loved me, You said you would love me forever, But what happened to forever. You broke your promise, You don't love me, It seems the only person who seems to have kept that promise is me.

@Twilightianalex

"There is only one success - to spend your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley.

@dewday0483

Did I Read It?

When you read something are you sure you read something because it could have very valuable information so always ask yourself a question "did I read a book , or did I read something"?.

@sophie6

Math Sucks

Dear maths, I'm fed up figuring y your x dumped you. Yours sincerely, bored student's..