300th Birthday (For My Opusses)

Well, this is it.
The big 3-0-0
I've been here for three centuries (worth of Opusses, anyway).

So I would like to make a little speech.

(CLEARS THROAT)
(CUE SOPPY MUSIC AND AMERICAN DRAWL)

Well, I've only been here for a short while, but, it's been a life changing experience. I never knew I'd get so far.
I'd like to thank my Mom, and my Dad, and the academy...
Wait, there is no academy. I'd like to thank my... umm ... friends, both Opussian and non-Opussian, for helping me along the way. Thank you.

(WALKS OFF, TEARS IN EYES)
(STOP SOPPY MUSIC AND AMERICAN DRAWL)

Well, now that's over, I hope you are all having great days too.
Thank you, and good night.