A Chance To Finally Talk About Yourself Without Feeling Rude!!! Part III

By Miscellaneous

Good Evening, Fellow Opians or Opussians!
Welcome to A CHANCE TO FINALLY TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WITHOUT FEELING RUDE!!! Part III.

Thank you for replying to my past two A CHANCE TO FINALLY TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WITHOUT FEELING RUDE!!!s. I have tried to read as much I as could of them. Now just remember to like us enough to go to Rank 1!!!

I'm sure all of these questions have renewed your vigor and energy while talking with people. Now, you talk about yourself with ease, or your money back! WAIT... MONEY? Yes, Capitol Letter Person, don't you remember? UH... NO. It was in the fine print. ONE SEC.... I DON'T SEE ANY FINE PRINT IN THE FIRST A CHANCE TO FINALLY TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WITHOUT FEELING RUDE!!! Well, it was very tiny. You may need a microscope. I used font -37. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT EXISTED! Well, you learn something new every day! Anyway - BUT I DIDN'T PAY! HOW MUCH IS IT? sigh. Imbeciles. It's only 29.99, free shipping and handling. OH.... HOW DO I PAY? Just give me your credit card number! I'll take care of everything for you, don't you worry! OK! HERE - WAIT A SECOND.... er... what? I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD! Oh. Well, Capitol Letter Person, you've never really answered any of the questions so you don't have to pay. OH...

Anyway! I have an exciting question for all of you:
What do you think makes you different than the person sitting right next to you? WAIT - THERE'S A PERSON SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME? It's an expression! Oh, never mind. But do tell!
My answer to that said question would be that...
I hate pizza and soda.

There you go! I believe that that's substantial enough. Wait - you want more? NO. Of course you do! I also love salads and spinach. WOAH! THAT'S INCREDIBLE! I didn't know you could be so well at sarcasm, being that you are just capitalized words. I MUST HAVE GOTTEN RENEWED VIGOR AND ENERGY DUE TO THIS COURSE. That's right, Capitol Letter Man! So if you want to be as renewed as C.L.M., just answer that question and more shall be discovered!

Peace out,
Misc.