My Cat Goes Flying Through The Air

@GingerC

Pork

Stewardess: Would you like a ham sandwich. Uncle: Oh, sorry, I don't eat pork. Stewardess: But it's ham, sir. Uncle: But ham comes from a pig.

@sunshine36

(\ ____ /) / @__@ \ ( (oo) ) `-.~ ~.

@gosia

About The Cow

Way did the cow cross the road. Because the cow needed to be milked.

@gosia

About A Chicken

Way did a chicken cross the road. Because the chicken needed to be eaten.

@tingeling

Kul

Hur vet man att det varit en elefant i kylskåpet. - det står en motorcykel utanför...

@albisher

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it. A: Nothing, it just let out a little whine..

@albisher

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you. Pull the pin and throw it back!.

@matty1003

3 Frogs

There were three frogs staying in a bathroom hotel one slept in the bath one slept in the sink and one in the toilet two of them had a good night but the one in the toliet didn't he said first it...