I wish I was a seagull
Flying in the sky
And if you stare
To see who's there
I'll shit right in your eye
I wish I was a mongrel
A vicious little mutt
And if perchance
You give a glance
I'll bite your ugly butt
And if I was a pussy cat
With long extended claws
Don't look at me!
I guarantee
I'll rip off your crown jewels!
Now what can be the reason
For me to cause such pain?
It's the f***ing football season
And the " Saints " have lost again!
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Yeah, but innit though....
As an American football fan (of the Vikings, who have broken my heart many times, but are always good enough to get my hopes up), I feel your pain. Ah, but I still love football season!
@VikingHorn At least you've won one this season - we've played 4 and lost them all! Ah well, there's always next week! (good luck against the 49ers). 👍🏈⚽
@Stablish. Come on mate where are you?! I can take it! You deserve 'bragging rights' after that performance! ⚽💨
@TheCodsPollocks The 49ers are seriously legit this year. I expect we'll get rolled. On the plus side, the humiliation should be televised here, so I got that to look forward to!
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