There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows. The first baby cow says,
"Mama, why am I named Rose?"
Mama said,
"Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second baby cow goes,
"Mama, why am I named Lily?"
Mama answers,
"Because when you were born, a lily petal fell on your head."
The third baby cow goes,
"GEIKQVJOWJOQPSBSIIENDCUAKABSHAI?"
Mama says,
"Shuddup Cinder Block."
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