Pets

@womblesDTD

Stick Insect

Why is the letter "T" so important to stick insects. Because otherwise they'd be a sick insect!.

@jazz6

Dog

Took the dog for a walk through the cemetery,passed a woman,who said morning,I said no just walking the dog.

@Rainbow_Marshmallow

Joke #29

A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later.

@Tessyy01

My Cat Goes Flying Through The Air

My cat goes flying through the air from over there to over there he lands and runs right back and then goes flying through the air again.

@matty1003

3 Frogs

There were three frogs staying in a bathroom hotel one slept in the bath one slept in the sink and one in the toilet two of them had a good night but the one in the toliet didn't he said first it...

@GingerC

Pork

Stewardess: Would you like a ham sandwich. Uncle: Oh, sorry, I don't eat pork. Stewardess: But it's ham, sir. Uncle: But ham comes from a pig.

@sunshine36

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@womblesDTD

Cat Joke

How do you get milk from a kitten. Take it's bowl away!.