Two WPC's are out and about on foot patrol with their alsatian.One says "I'm getting a bit cold and i've left my knickers at the station."The other one says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your bits and he'll fetch them back for you."So she lets the dog have a sniff, and off he runs back to the station.Two hours later the dog returns, with a truncheon, a plastic baton and three of the sergeants fingers
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