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Spider To The Fly

"There's a message in there somewhere", said the spider to the fly.
He always liked a chat before he ate.
"Don't be sad now fella, it's a shame to see you cry.
Who are we to judge the hand of fate?".

"You see Mr. Fly, i'm hungry, my children are hungry too!
So please don't take it personal mate, but I don't know what else to do".

"We've tried to alter our diet, and stick to a holistic life.
I even turned down a ladybird, all for the love of my wife."

"Consider yourself lucky fly, and let my words ring true,
I bet if your misses was hungry, she would not try to eat you!".

Weirdwolf

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Random Ramblings of Brandon Wolf

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Awesome understood the joke 2nd time around

Amazing that the male knows a bigger spider will eat him after mating and yet he still looks for a bigger partner! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Joke? I don't see it am I being duh! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ณ

Excellent mate ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ท

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