@tastetherainbow

Random

There were two hippopotamuses lying in a swamp. One hippo rolled over and said to the other one, " you know what. I keep thinking its tuesday!".

@TheRainbowUnicorn

Cows

There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows.

@louise123

Bear meets Rabbit Bear says to rabbit do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur. Rabbit replies no. So bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him. HaHa.

@louise123

Hot Dog

What did the dog say when he went to the Hot Dog place. How could you do this to my family!!!!!!.

@brainfreezeno1

Pets

Whenever i accidentally hurt my pet, I'm like "OH MY GOD. OH IM SO SORRY," and they run away. I run after them like "LET ME LOOVE YOUU!".

@womblesDTD

Cat Joke

How do you get milk from a kitten. Take it's bowl away!.

@womblesDTD

Stick Insect

Why is the letter "T" so important to stick insects. Because otherwise they'd be a sick insect!.

@albisher

Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70. A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69..