@jents

Magpie

A magpie saw a pitch fork in the middle of a field, glistening. He flew towards it, got speared and shouted. Damn it. Just like uncle Ferguson did!.

@albisher

What is the best advice to give a worm. Sleep late..

@albisher

Who is the bees favourite pop group. The bee gees!.

@albisher

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City. To see who shot his "paw.".

@albisher

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle. A. Wheeeee!!!!!.

@albisher

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion. Anta-Seltzer!.

@albisher

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua. A short one!.

@jacquezg

Sasha was walking and she farted.