@albisher

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City. To see who shot his "paw.".

@albisher

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle. A. Wheeeee!!!!!.

@albisher

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion. Anta-Seltzer!.

@albisher

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua. A short one!.

@youseff

Why do pandas like old movies . ... Because it's black n white :}.

@joplaete

Susan Boyle

back off. "ted".

@Supertecnoboff

Donkey

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off.".

@albisher

Who is the bees favourite pop group. The bee gees!.