Susan Boyle

@Hollyp

Earwigs

What did the earwig say when he fell of the cliff . Earwigo.

@miglakitty

Two Cats

Brown cat: I had a dream last night ... White cat: and ?.. Was it ugly?. Brown cat: WHAT???!!. White cat: u know what I mean!. Was fat??. Brown cat: wht the heck!!?. No I don't know what u mean!.

@albisher

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road. A: To prove he wasn't chicken..

@albisher

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love. Because they have cotton balls..

@albisher

Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70. A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69..

@tastetherainbow

Random

There were two hippopotamuses lying in a swamp. One hippo rolled over and said to the other one, " you know what. I keep thinking its tuesday!".

@TheRainbowUnicorn

Cows

There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows.

@Supertecnoboff

Donkey

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off.".