Brown cat: I had a dream last night ...
White cat: and ?.. Was it ugly??
Brown cat: WHAT???!!!
White cat: u know what I mean!! Was fat???
Brown cat: wht the heck!!?? No I don't know what u mean!!
White cat : really!!??
Brown cat: really!
White cat : looks down sadly m'kay...
Brown cat : walks away weirdo..
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