Donkey

@miglakitty

Two Cats

Brown cat: I had a dream last night ... White cat: and ?.. Was it ugly?. Brown cat: WHAT???!!. White cat: u know what I mean!. Was fat??. Brown cat: wht the heck!!?. No I don't know what u mean!.

@albisher

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road. A: To prove he wasn't chicken..

@albisher

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love. Because they have cotton balls..

@albisher

Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70. A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69..

@tastetherainbow

Random

There were two hippopotamuses lying in a swamp. One hippo rolled over and said to the other one, " you know what. I keep thinking its tuesday!".

@TheRainbowUnicorn

Cows

There are 4 cows in a meadow; 1 mama cow and 3 baby cows.

@louise123

Bear meets Rabbit Bear says to rabbit do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur. Rabbit replies no. So bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him. HaHa.

@Hollyp

Earwigs

What did the earwig say when he fell of the cliff . Earwigo.