@albisher

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion. Anta-Seltzer!.

@albisher

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua. A short one!.

@youseff

Why do pandas like old movies . ... Because it's black n white :}.

@joplaete

Susan Boyle

back off. "ted".

@Supertecnoboff

Donkey

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?" I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off.".

@Hollyp

Earwigs

What did the earwig say when he fell of the cliff . Earwigo.

@miglakitty

Two Cats

Brown cat: I had a dream last night ... White cat: and ?.. Was it ugly?. Brown cat: WHAT???!!. White cat: u know what I mean!. Was fat??. Brown cat: wht the heck!!?. No I don't know what u mean!.

@albisher

Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle. A. Wheeeee!!!!!.