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albisher
albisher • 105 followers

The 5 questions most feared by men are:

1. What are you thinking about?

2. Do you love me?

3. Do I look fat in this?

4. Do you think she is prettier than me?

5. What would you do if I died?

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albisher

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Comments & Feedback (15)

sjw
sjw
Mar 15, 2013 at 6:01 PM

😂😂😂 those need to be answered very carefully 👏

albisher
albisher
Mar 15, 2013 at 6:08 PM

@sjw 😂😂 ya

spikekutter
spikekutter
Mar 15, 2013 at 7:22 PM

isnt the answer to do you love me is simple?

albisher
albisher
Mar 15, 2013 at 7:43 PM

@spikekutter maybe 😄

Jamtots
Jamtots
Mar 15, 2013 at 7:54 PM

"What are you thinking about?" ... Oh god ;(

albisher
albisher
Mar 15, 2013 at 7:56 PM

@Jamtots nothing 😐

leelee101
leelee101
Mar 15, 2013 at 8:44 PM

I would say the most feared question is 'Is it in yet?' 😂😂😂

spikekutter
spikekutter
Mar 15, 2013 at 9:07 PM

@Jamtots boobs..

Jamtots
Jamtots
Mar 15, 2013 at 9:08 PM

@leelee101 lmfao 😂😂😂

spikekutter
spikekutter
Mar 15, 2013 at 9:09 PM

@albisher i mean none, of these are hard to answer if they ask you "do i look fat?" i would just say you look beautiful..

leelee101
leelee101
Mar 15, 2013 at 9:12 PM

@Jamtots 😂😂 mate there's loads of others that are just as scary, you know it mate! 😂

spikekutter
spikekutter
Mar 16, 2013 at 12:03 AM

@leelee101 really? what other ones are scary?

leelee101
leelee101
Mar 16, 2013 at 5:55 AM

@spikekutter is that all you've got? When are you going to start? Can you build me a shed? Can you get me some batteries for my rabbit? Hundreds my friend, hundreds...

spikekutter
spikekutter
Mar 16, 2013 at 7:48 PM

@leelee101 i dont know, its hard keeping a house hold together.. you wont know untill you live on your own..

leelee101
leelee101
Mar 16, 2013 at 10:57 PM

@spikekutter mate I lived on my own for years. I'm not sure we're on the same page here... 😳

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