@albisher

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. No, that story's just a lot of hogwash..

@albisher

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants. The tusk fairy!.

@albisher

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit. Hare in your milk!.

@albisher

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni. Yankee poodle!.

@jacquezg

Sasha was walking and she farted.

@jents

Magpie

A magpie saw a pitch fork in the middle of a field, glistening. He flew towards it, got speared and shouted. Damn it. Just like uncle Ferguson did!.

@albisher

What is the best advice to give a worm. Sleep late..

@albisher

What do you call bears with no ears. B..