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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant. When it's a baby elephant!.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire. Dracowla!.

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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get. Milk and quackers!.

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What makes a glow worm glow. A light meal!.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon. Melon-collie!.

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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business. A: Try Sara's Tops.

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What dog wears contact lenses. A cock-eyed spaniel!.

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Where do birds meet for coffee. In a nest-cafe!.