Rhetorical Question...

@RobertACollins

Science

Evolution is just a theory.... Well so is gravity but I don't see you jumping out of buildings.

@supbruh

Gamer Insults

If you want to insult a gamer, don't call them an idiot or a lady dog or a wet slipper. Just call them a n00b and there you go. They are insulted for their entire life..

@Gabby

The bar was walked into by the passive voice..

@ohitsmarcus

A girl who washes her hair with bicarbonate of soda tells her brother that she does so. Her brother asks her why. She responds "I like to get back to basics.".

@doomeddreamer

Google

Dear google. Please stop behaving like my wife. Allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing/suggesting..

@mirsabwasim

Where's Uranus?

One day John went up to his wife and said can I see Uranus . His wife said where's Uranus . At the top of your legs ur anus.

@MrKieronStewart

Neutrino In A Bar

The bar man said "Hey, we do not serve your kind here." A neutrino walks into a bar..

@willheee

Why was the atom in hysterics. Because part-tickles....