Where's Uranus?

@imma_storyteller

awkward.

Those times your sat down and you desperately need the loo and can't be bothered to go, and when you eventually can be bothered, you wet yourself while you're getting up. -awkward-.

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@Stenataar

Binary Code

11 things to remember in binary: 1. Binary is Base 2 10. Only 0s and 1s are used 11. 0=off and 1=on.

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@lixcab

Attention Span

I have a hundred apps and use five..

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@waynedoz

I Said, I Said, I Said...

"I say I say I say... My wife's gone to a time paradox." "Jamaica?" "No, she went back in time and her past self told her to go there when she reached the present.".

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@maddiejohnson3

Homework

It cuts down trees...so it harms the environment...&it wastes our time, therefore we shall not do homework. let's start a protest!(:.

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@Espekayen

D&D

Sex is for losers who haven't discovered the joys of Dungeons and Dragons..

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@09jnewington

iTitanic

I changed my iPods name to 'The Titanic' Now the Titanic is syncing.

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@MrKieronStewart

Neutrino In A Bar

The bar man said "Hey, we do not serve your kind here." A neutrino walks into a bar..

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