Those times your sat down and you desperately need the loo and can't be bothered to go, and when you eventually can be bothered, you wet yourself while you're getting up.
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I'd like to say nice opuss, but I'm not sure whether or not it would b appropriate ;) lol funny, I can't say I know anyone who has had that experience :S her
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