"I say I say I say... My wife's gone to a time paradox."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went back in time and her past self told her to go there when she reached the present."
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Six foot three bespectacled ginger-bearded designer and illustrator. I also poetify with rhymification. www.waynedorrington.co.uk
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