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@waynedoz

I Said, I Said, I Said...

"I say I say I say... My wife's gone to a time paradox." "Jamaica?" "No, she went back in time and her past self told her to go there when she reached the present.".

@maddiejohnson3

Homework

It cuts down trees...so it harms the environment...&it wastes our time, therefore we shall not do homework. let's start a protest!(:.

@Espekayen

D&D

Sex is for losers who haven't discovered the joys of Dungeons and Dragons..

@09jnewington

iTitanic

I changed my iPods name to 'The Titanic' Now the Titanic is syncing.

@09jnewington

Dodgy Hobby

“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.”.

@Valkyrie

I hate it when people text me "K". I'm rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium....

@Stenataar

Windows 8

"Failure is not an option" It's already installed with Windows 8.

@lixcab

Attention Span

I have a hundred apps and use five..